This is pretty much amazing. & aghhhhh, I'm overwhelmed with all the homework I have this weekend. Oh, and I just ate pepperoni pizza right now and I'm having a bad stomach ache. My grandpa told me it was from 2 weeks ago. That isn't surprising.

Holy shit these are hilarious:

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

Today, a creepy man on the subway said he liked my eyeballs. It was the best compliment I've received in months. FML

Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me, so I decided to be bitchy about it and say "Did I say you could take a picture?" and he replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids." I turn around, and they were right behind me. FML

Valentine's Day is in like 5 minutes! Eh, nothing special. Although I love the Google logo. I also loved today's weather. Cold, wet, and rainy. It was actually POURING but rainy weather always makes me hyper & a bit...odd. Iris' mom came back from Texas today on wheels (24 hour drive) & bought Iris & I sushi! We then went to Erin's house to watch the most interesting/intense sci-fi series ever:



Anyway, my friends and I JUST started watching season one of Heroes. Are we late or what?!? It's like already on season three -_- Nevertheless, it's fucking good. Fuck fuck fuck. I'm hooked. I'm watching it right now before I hit the bed. I have a dentist appointment tomorrow...shet.

Daily updates: stephanieson.blogspot.com

Anyway, ja ja ja I'm getting my first iPod nano chromatic! In (red) of course; support the cause!




& I really really really want this:



Introducing the new AF-S DX Nikkor 35mm f/1.8 G lens! *drumroll*
It can auto-focus on a Nikon D40 (finally)!

IRIS & STEPHANIE
*** We're not being serious...well for most of the parts anyway.

Artsy & Aggressive
Bread & Bookworm
Cars & Cheesecake
Debbie & Downer
Easter egg & Eating
Fast & Furious
Giggly & Grandma
Happy & Horny
Idiot & Idiotic
Jack in the box & Jack Sparrow
Krispy & Kreme
LMFAO & LOL
Mama & McDonalds
Nervous & Nerdy
Optimus Prime & OCD
Polaroids & Photography
Quirky & Quixotic
Rebel & Romantic
Sneezy & Sleepy
Taco Bell & Talkative
Understanding & Ultrashort
Voracious & Violent
Weird & Wacky
Xerox & Xeriscape?
Young Ho & Yahooligan
Zipper & Zany